Petrol price is going anti-gravity


The government has just announced it. Petrol price is going totally free from the gravitational force by shooting high up to 40.6% effective from tonight.

Petrol price will go up by 78 sen at midnight from RM1.92 per liter to RM2.10 RM2.40 RM2.50 RM2.60 RM2.70. Yes, RM 2.70!

And, The price of diesel will go up RM1, from RM1.58 per litre to RM2.58, which is a hike by 63.3%

Please leave your home early enough to queue up yourselves at your favorite petrol stations so that you'll be able to get your last drop of fuel by 12am tonight. And now you know, every drop counts!

I wonder if tonight will mark a new page on the Malaysian book of Record as the longest queue time in petrol stations!

Here are some fun things you can do while waiting in queues tonight:
  • Make new friends and later add them to your Facebook. (Randomly met at Petrol station?)
  • Once in a line, burp every 10 seconds or sneeze very often and very loud
  • Secretly fling coins into the air and have them land on people waiting in line in front of you.
  • In line, have a conversation with a friend who isn't there.
  • Suddenly do a tarzan yell really loud.
  • Place your laptop on top of your car's hood and start playing solitaire.
  • Eat up your dinner packed from the nearest McD drive through.
  • As the midnight approaches, look straight up with a shocked look on your face and yell, "Malaysia Boleh!!!"

p.s: petrol naik = everything else also naik; that includes milo tarik at mamak as well. Meanwhile, TNB to announce higher tariff tomorrow :(


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