Of Engineers...

You know you are an engineer when,
  • You have no life - and you can PROVE it mathematically.
  • You know vector calculus but you can't remember how to do long division.
  • You laugh your heads off at jokes about mathematicians.
  • You've even calculated how much you make per second.
  • Your favorite James Bond character is "Q," the guy who makes the gadgets.
  • You have a habit of destroying things in order to see how they work.
  • You have never backed up your hard drive
  • You'll assume that a "horse" is a "sphere" in order to make the math easier.

Engineers and the other half of the half empty-half full theory.

To the optimist, the glass is half full; To the pessimist, the glass is half empty.
To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be. (now, that makes sense!)

And here's the bomb, check out this creative advertisement on how people are born engineers rather than they become one...

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