Hahaha... I was expecting this piece of news to appear after the hike of oil price. The Star reported yesterday that four PKR MPs cycled to Parliament in petrol hike protest. They highlighted that changing lifestyle is not as easy as the Government claims as the road transport system here is not designed for bicycles and cyclists will find it difficult to cruise around town.The skyrocketing oil price has made holes in our pockets. A Kancil car now needs almost RM 50 for a full tank and a Proton...

A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts, "Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?" The man below said, "Yes, you're in a hot air balloon, hovering 30 feet above this field.""You must be an engineer," said the balloonist. "I am," replied the man. "How did you know?" "Well," said the balloonist, "everything you have told me is technically...

The government has just announced it. Petrol price is going totally free from the gravitational force by shooting high up to 40.6% effective from tonight.Petrol price will go up by 78 sen at midnight from RM1.92 per liter to RM2.10 RM2.40 RM2.50 RM2.60 RM2.70. Yes, RM 2.70!And, The price of diesel will go up RM1, from RM1.58 per litre to RM2.58, which is a hike by 63.3%Please leave your home early enough to queue up yourselves at your favorite petrol...

You know you are an engineer when,You have no life - and you can PROVE it mathematically. You know vector calculus but you can't remember how to do long division.You laugh your heads off at jokes about mathematicians. You've even calculated how much you make per second. Your favorite James Bond character is "Q," the guy who makes the gadgets.You have a habit of destroying things in order to see how they work. You have never backed up your hard driveYou'll assume that a "horse" is a "sphere" in...